Week 13 NFL Predictions

We couldn't have been given a worse slate of games for what was produced on Thursday. In fact they weren't games, they were slaughters. The closest game was Seattle/Dallas and that game was over after the first quarter. Fortunately, looking at this weekend we should see some closer games.


Game of the Week
Pittsburgh at New England (NE -1)
Mummer: New England
The Hoodie has Cassel thinking he's the best QB in the league, and he's playing like it. Open your minds and let me drop this little nugget on you...Tom Brady has thrown for 400+ yds once in his career. Cassel has done it twice...in a row...in one season. Not saying this means he's a better QB than Brady, just saying that he's playing at a very high level right now.

LMoH: Steelers
I get it. Cassel is starting to look like a legit QB. The Mummer knows I am a staunch "Hoodie" supporter. However, that Steelers defense is wicked good, to put it in terms the Mummer can understand.

Irrelevant Game of the Week
Kansas City at Oakland (OAK -6)
Mummer: Kansas City
I can't figure either of these teams out. I'm not gonna be surprised by anything that happens in this game.

LMoH: Chiefs
Jesus. It gets harder and harder to do a write-up for this game. I think Bobby Thigpen is finally starting to get into a groove and Jamarcus Russell is a piece of crap. I take the chiefs by default.

Hometown Game of the Week
Indianapolis at Cleveland (IND -8.5)
Mummer: Cleveland
DA is gonna tear shit up this week. That's our luck. He's gonna finish the season strong and Cleveland will head into the off season with another choice to make at QB.

LMoH: Colts
There is no choice to make at QB. Unless of course DA goes back-up punter on Brady and stabs him in the hand. In the meantime, the Browns continue to look like Jamarcus Russell and lose this one handily.

The Rest
San Francisco at Buffalo (BUF -5.5)
Mummer: Buffalo
LMoH: Bills

Baltimore at Cincinnati (BAL -5.5)
Mummer: Baltimore
LMoH: Ravens

Carolina at Green Bay (EVEN)
Mummer: Green Bay
LMoH: Panthers

Miami at St. Louis (MIA -10)
Mummer: St. Louis
LMoH: Dolphins

New Orleans at Tampa Bay (EVEN)
Mummer: New Orleans
LMoH: Saints

New York Giants at Washington (NYG -4)
Mummer: New York
LMoH: Giants

Atlanta at San Diego (ATL -1)
Mummer: San Diego
LMoH: Falcons

Denver at New York Jets (NYJ -8.5)
Mummer: New York Jets
LMoH: Jets

Chicago at Minnesota (MIN -1.5)
Mummer: Chicago
LMoH: Bears

Jacksonville at Houston (HOU -2)
Mummer: Jacksonville
LMoH: Jaguars