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Our First NHL Post!

This may be the only hockey post you will ever see here, but I felt a post was needed so as to address the recent incident with Sean Avery. If you haven’t heard about this, here is the story.

I can’t believe he is referring to Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter as sloppy seconds. If that’s what an NHL player’s sloppy seconds looks like, then order me up some sloppy thirds and fourths, because this is what the average person’s sloppy seconds looks like.

Damn, that bitch is no joke.

Oh, and congratulations to Elisha Cuthbert on being known from here on out as the NHL merry-go-round.