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More Predictions from the Good Mime

Picking the AFC North standings put me in the mood to make some other bold predictions. You can take these to the bank.


  • Ted Ginn will have over 800 yards receiving to go along with his 8 receiving touchdowns.

  • Troy Smith will start and end the season as Baltimore's starting QB.

  • Skip Bayless will hate on Ohio State.

  • Ricky Williams will finish in the top 5 for fantasy running backs.

  • The New England Patriots will struggle to get to 10 wins.

  • Beanie Wells will win the Heisman with 2,000+ rushing yards.

  • Batman will make over $150 million in its first weekend.

  • Brett Favre will lead the Jets into the playoffs while Green Bay sits at home.

  • Steven Jackson will be tackled by his hair for a loss.

  • Sean Salisbury will snap John Clayton in two.

  • Adrian Peterson will miss 5+ games for some leg related injury.

  • THE Ohio State will beat Florida for the National Championship.

  • Chad Johnson will challenge a horse to a swimming contest and blame his poor breast stroke on his separated shoulder.

Before you head to the bank, let me clarify that myself nor my colleague can guarantee these claims. I'll be honest, I'm a little nervous about some of these predictions. There's no way Batman will make that much right?

1 comments:

August 29, 2008 at 10:58 PM The Mummer said...

I'll add one more...this is the year LT suffers the leg injury that everybody with the number one pick for the last few years has been fearing.