Movie Review Trailer Park

I’m going to break away from our normal sports theme to talk a little bit about some upcoming movies. To see the trailer, just click the title of each section. This should be fun for everyone.

Valkyrie
I was really excited about this movie, up until I saw the trailer and noticed Tom Cruise decided to give the middle finger to the German community and go with an American accent for his role. Understand he is playing a German officer by the name of Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg. That name reeks of sauerkraut and schnitzels yet Cruise decides he wants to be a douche and ruin a potentially great film.

7 Pounds
The trailer for this movie is about as vague as a Patriots injury report. What is the point of this fucking movie!?! Does he have the flu? The world’s biggest turd? Please tell me.

Yes Man
I’ve already mentioned in an earlier post that this is essentially “Liar, Liar 2”. Instead of not being able to tell a lie for a day, he has to say yes to everything for a year. Wow, genius.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Brad Pitt plays a character that is born as an elderly man and gets younger as time progresses. It’s adapted from the F. Scott Fitzgerald short story by the same name. Do yourself a favor and read the story. It’s fantastic and a quick read.

Batman 3
I’m calling it Batman 3 because the film has yet to be given a name. This has to be one of the most highly anticipated movies and it doesn’t even have a script yet. Rumors are flying as to who the next villain(s) will be, and who they will cast for the role(s). Two of the biggest rumors that need to be commented on are Eddie Murphy as the Riddler, and Shia LaBeouf as Robin. In no way shape or form can they let Eddie Murphy be the Riddler. Did you see Norbit? I’ve read obituaries that were funnier than that piece of shit. As far as Robin goes, Christian Bale has gone on record stating he will not show up for work if Robin is introduced into the film series. Not to mention, who would want to be in the unenviable position of following Chris O’Donnell as the boy wonder?

Well that’s all for now, if we get a positive response I’ll do another one. If we don’t, I won’t. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.